It's edging closer towards Turkey Day and I'm starting to ponder the effects of tryptophan and caffeine together, if any at all. It isn't as though I haven't used caffeine as a sleep aide at times, so it might have no noticable effects at all. I'm odd like that.

Other than that Jamie* is overseas and will be for the upcoming holidays, so we're podering Christmas cookies and shipping times. Because Mom wants them to get there at the right time. His girlfriend is coming over this weekend to help.


*the brother that's enlisted

from 'Of Puppies and Kittens' at Twisting the Hellmouth:

“Wait how do you know this already?” Xander pouted.
“Books.” Willow answered with a smug smirk.

“Well hey, this is the Xan-man we're talking about. I have an fear of become a were-book.” Xander gave a goofy grin.

“Me too.” Buffy nodded. “I believe that the First Evil created Homework. There by becoming the first evil.”

“Amen.”


And a big hallelujah there, sister.

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*whimper*

I want a trebuchet. And not for the seasonal reason of Pumpkin Chuckin', but because I like things like cannons and crossbows and fireworks and such. I don't like people vs. people fighting with pain, blood, injuries, and death. But destruction is fun. Especially if you use explosions.

What do you know, a pacifist with a violent streak.

Also, I found an adult fanart site called Red Curtain Paper Demon I haven't checked it out yet, but it looks like it has possibilities.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

</sarcasm>
Snitched from Peg

Canon in D, Rock Style. On electric guitar at that. I liked it, but then I like the original version too.

'Cause even some lunatics have taste.



Apparantly I smell like the ocean. Salt and water and dead, rotting things. Notably fish and seaweed. I guess it's a good thing I like the ocean then, huh?

Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

RAVENCLAW!

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You know your life is screwed up when you're naked, following a chicken, blue, and both wide awake and sober

Avast ye scurvy knaves! 'Tis the International Talk Like a Pirate Day, celebrated near and far. Includin' by those of the Pastafarian faith.

http://werewindle.livejournal.com/152170.html

I have the strangest urge to listen to break-up songs on Valentine's Day from now on. Along with 'Somebody's Done Somebody Wrong Songs'.

Hello Kitty is rather disturbing.

I just keep picturing her with all the usual cat habits. Like licking themselves all over. Or hacking up hairballs, like the Robot Chicken dudes did once.

I've never actually watched the show, but I'm certain there's a plethora of other anthropomorphised animals to choose from.

Vincent Price has a wicked cool voice.

Don't hang up.
Can we talk?
So confused
It's like im lost.
What went wrong?
what made you go?
Don't pretend you don't know
This is me
Im unchangeable

When did we
Fall apart?
Or did you lie
From the start?
When you said
Its only you
I was blind
Such a fool
Thinking we
Were unbreakable

It was you and me against the world
And you promised me forever more
Was it something that I said?
was it something that I did?
Cuz I gotta know
What made me unbeautiful.

Ive been told
Whats done is done
To let it go
And carry on
And deep inside
I know that's true
Im stuck in time
Im stuck on you
We were still untouchable

It was you and me against the world
And you promised me forever more.
Was it something that I said?
Was it something that I did?
Cuz I gotta know
What made me unbeautiful

Wake up, wake up, wake up
Cuz im only dreaming
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my head now

Because we're much better
All together
Can't let go.

It was you and me against the world
And you promised me forever more
Was it something that I said?
Was it something that I did?
Cuz I gotta know
What made me unbeautiful

It was you and me against the world
And you promised me forever more
Was it something that I said?
Was it something that I did?
Cuz I gotta know
What made me unbeautiful

Make me unbeatiful

Back on Earth is a funny webcomic that I've just found. Check it out, enjoy. http://www.boecomic.com/

Lean Andreone has an interesting, and oddly captivating singing style.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ' Beer' .

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desire s to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this ' Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.

For a video to see how Beer works click here:
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

I'd adore it if Weird Al released a dvd, or a set of them if necesary, of his music videos. I have three of his cds, but my mom says that it just isn't the same as the videos...

So, yeah. For my own fun and my mom's amusement. Since we have such similar tastes most of the time, why the hell shouldn't I take advantage of it?

http://beren-writes.livejournal.com/467035.html

Fluff Friday